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Monthly Archives: November 2010
The McRib is back! Honey, have you seen my pacemaker?
Here it is in all of its glory: the sandwich of mechanically separated finger-lickin’ doom and self defeat is back for a limited time only, presumably to temporarily drain the McRib goo silos somewhere deep within the dark, wanton heart of Middle America, but how could you say no to “The Legend” as the campaign to win the hearts and minds of the American people via Facebook and Twitter laugh out their maniacal course in pitch-perfect marketing? Continue reading
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Tagged america, bacon, Ben Franklin, comedy, evil, Facebook, funny, goo, Google, goop, laughter, marketing, McDonalds, McRib, mechanically separated, obesity, pig, Pixar, pork, sandwich, The Legend, twitter, Wall-E
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2010 Job requirements for the educated individual
I decided to shake it up a bit from the usual political panderings and sexual double entendre for the week. I give you…”The world as it is according to what it takes to land an entry-level job out of college.” Continue reading
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Tagged 2010, america, college, craigslist, crap, economy, graduate, hopelessness, job postings, jobs, reagan, suckiness, unemployment
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